2013-03-09

2013-03-09 06:25 pm

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Happy Birthdaya, oracne!
2013-03-09 07:04 pm

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Friday March 8, 2013

From a spam mail folder:

Want me again? Let’s meet up for some shagging.

x
Larisa M_____

My nights are filled with emptiness now since you stop communicating. I missed your stimulating and provocative correspondence. Write to me soon and release me from this unbearable torture!

****Very much first draft:

"My husband was murdered, and I want to know who to thank. I'm hiring you to find out."

"Why me?" I asked.

"Because you're the only male witch I know."

There are people who think atheists and agnostics have been considered evil witches for millennia. But that superstition only dates back a century, to around 2210. I've read fifteen explanations for why Pagans, Catholics, and Theosophists were let off the hook back then, none of which convinced me.

I decided it wasn't possible to disillusion Petrea. However, I could pass her on to someone else.

"I'm going to refer you to an expert. Stepmother Gray and her assistant, Stepsister Flame, can help you much better than I can."